Cat Lady Certification

Still have the Valentine’s Day blues after your night alone on the couch eating chocolates you bought for yourself? There is hope. You are not destined to be a cat lady. Check out this fiction piece by Scott Fenton from the Spring 2012 Auburn Circle. He sets the rules for how to be (or not be) a cat lady. Hint: A real cat lady can spout out feline-related idioms at any moment. If your cat puns are not up to par, you’re in the clear. Fur now.