Still have the Valentine's Day blues after your night alone on the couch eating chocolates you bought for yourself? There is hope. You are not destined to be a cat lady. Check out this fiction piece by Scott Fenton from the Spring 2012 Auburn Circle. He sets the rules for how to be (or not be) a cat lady. Hint: A real cat lady can spout out feline-related idioms at any moment. If your cat puns are not up to par, you're in the clear. Fur now.